Be a Communist, a stamp collector, or a Ladies' Aid worker if you must,
but for heaven's sake, be something. - Marjorie Hillis

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Environmentalism Run Amok?

The short one around whom much of my life revolves is dedicated to saving the environment, usually in some oddly conceived way.  For the last several years, the main focus of her efforts has been in the creation of an alternative fuel.  This has involved speculating just how we can make cars run on "leaf juice," and to do so without completely defoliating the planet.

Apparently we have moved beyond leaf juice, as evidenced by the list of potential fuels she showed me last night:
  • Cranberry Juice
  • Tap Water
  • Fresh Water (presumably from lakes and/or streams)
  • Olive Oil
  • Ginger Ale
  • Vinegar
Each of these apparently has the potential to become the fuel of the future, either separately, or in some combination, but all in the exact quantity of 3 teaspoons.

To determine which of these will work, she plans to set them on fire in the kitchen, and measure which one (or combination of many) creates the most steam.  I now have to find the balance between encouraging her scientific endeavors and creative thinking, and preventing untold damage to person and property.

Motherhood is definitely an interesting state of being.

3 comments:

Mitchley1 said...

She scares me, your little steampunk inven-tor.

Unknown said...

You could burn an equal amount (mass in grams, please) in a metal container suspended in a styrofoam cup filled with water and a thermometer. The idea is to measure the temperature increase of the water, allowing you to calculate the energy of the reaction. This is an open (constant pressure) calorimeter, and much safer than the more accurate "bomb calorimeter."

Other thoughts:
1. Aqueous solutions just don't burn well, sadly
2. Using styrofoam cups in experiments aimed at saving the environment provide for delicious irony.

Karen said...

Jim,
I did point out that oil was going to make smoke, not steam, and that water doesn't burn, but she's pretty intent on doing this. If nothing else, it'll be a learning experience!